Breathing The SSDD Mantra

chronicling the raves and rants of a narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard in orgiastic moans recluse as he drifts to the SSDD mantra... life can be boring, especially if you're bland to begin with. the world is round and it can make you a fool if you let it. stab the snooze. make a mark. crawl out of your TV celluloid and live a wicked life. because life's a bitch and you have to be a bitchier fuck-me-Freddy to live. viva la vida!

Finally, After Ten Thousand Years of Down Time!

December 6, 2008

Okay, I am only exaggerating with the banner head.

So my domain host has finally risen from the ashes. After several days of religiously checking on my blog site and being annoyed, er…make that frustrated upon knowing that it was “time for the site’s regular check ups” as admonished by a picture of a lady with a big mouth open wide ready to swallow the sweet cum juice of my throbbing above average schlong in a striking medical check up stance, I can finally heave a sigh and yes, slash the blog backlogs that I’ve been itching to cut down ever since my site went kaput.

I know, I don’t have any bastardly right to complain since the domain host is basically gratis. I.ph is a free blog site catered mainly for the Pinoy demographic (although non-Filipinos are also welcome) with a penchant for blogging (newbies and professionals alike) and as it harks in its website, is a perfect “domain name for individuals.” I was attracted primarily because the domain name is too short and thus, would be a perfect tool to have the blog site easily remembered. Also, unlike other blog domain hosts offering free blog site hosting, it is not yet blocked by my company’s restricting IT department and hence, more time for me to tinker on it and perchance write a sleazy Johnny-is-doing-this-as-of-the-moment post during loooooooooong avail time at work.

Allow me to digress: I just cannot comprehend why for the love of gawd, these IT freaks, or maybe as directed by the 1984-ish (geez…I really have to grab a copy of that Orwell novel already) companies themselves, keep on blocking sites left and right much to the detriment of their employees. I mean, c’mon capitalistic folks, do you really think we’d be more productive without us accessing Friendster or Multiply or Facebook perhaps? Do you even have any solid proof or a study conducted indicating the inverse correlation of a company’s productivity and the manpower’s narcissistic thirst to ogle at their put-on faces on social sites or browse through their boring lives as chronicled in Wordpress? The answer of course is a screaming NADA! Our performance in the daily rigorous work routine lies not in checking how many proletariats viewed our Friendster profile or how many hits our latest post about bitching a much-frenzied pseudo-literati novel got. We are an intelligent working class whose amount of toilsome duty can only be perked up by a just and equal motivation. And by that, we mean the things that we get from you every 15th and 30th. So go fuck off you shameless scumbugs and continue not in curtailing our right to write a new blog post or satiate our hunger to see our beautiful, narcissistic selves in the famed social sites for East Asians while at work!

Whew! So much about the right to express. Anyway, going back to the topic, I signed up to this free blog site because I thought it was a wise move to have a domain name so short just so people you bug to check your site would recall its name the next time they think of checking it out for lack of something better to do. What is even an added bonus is how the domain looks like your very own paid domain, not something offered for free, because of its extreme shortness (only three letters). Not that I like everything delivered to me free of charge. Of course, I have plans of having the site upgraded to premium service but for now, I am in the state of getting a general feel of it, like how Microsoft releases a beta version of an OS only to overhaul the damn stupid machine to fix a lot of bugs and glitches. Sadly though, my current sentiment speaks more of jumping to another ship rather than stay on with the cruise if the unfortunate looooonnng downtime that occurred would be regarded as the basis.

I have asked a lot of people and their two-cents-worth is going Wordpress because (1) it’s the fastest rising blog domain providing free hosting and (2) Google always lists Wordpress first among other host providers during word searches. (e.g. I’ve tried to Google lio loco once, and what do you know, my dead Wordpress account came out on top of my moniker search and this site was only listed on page 2 already.) Only problem is, the famed domain host is actually being blocked by our unreasonable sonuvabitch IT freaks. Plus of course the fact that I’ve already poured out a lot of good stuff in this site and moving to another domain means starting anew again, devoid of old posts and annoying your friends again with petty litanies of “Hey, I’ve moved to a new blog site already. Check the new site, will you?”.

So I guess I’ll give this domain host a chance to prove its worth and hang on for a few more months. If I find the service quite okay and the downtime is reasonably kept to a minimum, I’m ready to forget the lame “medical check up” excuse and embrace a new relationship with I.ph. I really hope I’m wrong in thinking that this domain hosting site is only as good as it looks like. Here then is the list of my blog backlogs:

  • One of my close friends, Tina, gave birth to a cute mirthful angel by the name of Gwyneth Chance. The apartment has been filled with amusingly annoying (well, annoying in a positive way I guess) ruckus of attention spans and giddy curiousness ever since Tina’s little baby girl entered the abode.

  • I had a “smelly” Powerbooks experience just recently with a person who does not know what primitive “tawas” is for and a Jessica Zafra fan whose over-acting giddiness qualifies her to an eternal stay in Mandaluyong’s asylum halls while I was reserving a copy of Rowling’s Tales of Beedle the Bard.

  • I also want to share my encounter with fraud evangelists harking their prophecies inside buses and what I think about such vapid entrails of society.

  • Likewise, I will post a rundown of queer reasons why I love Manila with all the “throbbing veins in my bivalve coronary organ.” LOL! You do know I am using sarcasm at its convoluted Stephenie Meyer’s best, right?

  • As usual, I am also thinking of writing my recent drinking marathon with my beer buddies and how we ended up ogling at Cristine Reyes’s uh…ahem…”bosom buddies” and how oh-fuckin’-sonuvabitchingly convincing she was in her portrayal of Eva Fonda. Now you know why our rape statistics is alarmingly orgasmic.

  • I just watched the Dream Match in oh-so-fuckin-greedy GMA what with all those barrage of TV commercials (We have yet to subscribe to a cable service but it’s already on its works. Right, Tina? LOL!) and yes, Virginia, I won a hefty sum bet. Sometimes, life, indeed, can be very sweet!

Meanwhile, excuse me for a moment while I pick up my sanity and compose worthy posts devoid of roaring rants and bitchy backstabbing.

I’ll be right back after this short slew of commercial constipations.

Posted by ssdd at 8:07 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

You are so mad. Haha.

Ako man, I want to make a blog at Tumblr pero ang hirap magpakalat ng news na nagbago na naman ako ng blog. So yun, I’m sticking to my blog.

Posted by Kevin at December 10, 2008, 9:56 am

@kevin: mad as in the mad scientist? lol! why, oh why? hndi mo na kelangang lumipat dahil okei naman ang domain host mo. kelan ba nag-downtime yan? but in my case, it really sucks! hope it won’t happen in the future. *fingers crossed*

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ain't this friggin' narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard cute?

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A lot of people tell me I’m special. Of course I freakin’ am! You don’t have to stress the obvious. That’s being redundant.

 

I’m a friggin’ yuppie in his early twenties but looks even younger than his age, sometimes mistaken for a scrawny 17-year-old virgin and as such, I have decided to become eternally twenty to be on the safe side. I am slaving the ephemeral call center whoring job as of the moment but one day, I will become a fuckin’ proud CPA topnotcher. Being a perfectionist who does not conform to stereotypes and anything commonplace, I abhor senseless, pointless discussions by nitwits but adore intellectual discourses from remarkable geniuses in the same league with the caliber of my neurons and synapses.

 


I like wearing black shirts even if black is not a color and I love drinking Red Horse booze with pineapple syrup or GSM Blue enhanced by acerbic Sprite when the night is hugged by penis-shrinking coldness in Baguio. I am left-handed and I like to draw but that does not mean I am dumb at Math. Along with English, Math was one of my favorite subjects in high school. I love to watch anything shocking, gross and bizarre; in fact, I find scenes of decapitated heads and messy, blood-soaked innards oddly engaging. I think I'm eclectic.

 


When my half-Chinese dad chickened out, I got robbed of my childhood phase real quick and was forced to live out the family man title. That was also the time that I bade goodbye to the princely way of living in Manila and said hello to the clusterfuck pauper proletariat life in the province. Being the smartass that I am, I excelled academically and graduated half-wishing I had a worthy adversary in the mold of Einstein or da Vinci to sharpen my not-fully-developed cranial muscles. But if you ask me of my biggest achievement so far, I would have to tell you that’s when I sent my sister to schooling and saw her taking her oath as a Certified Electronics and Communications Engineer. I chose to put my dreams in the back seat for her, you see.

 


When I was still in school, I thought my seatmates were drooling retards and I was an effin’ superior child unworthy to be kept inside such a fucked up pig pen. For chrissake, I deserve something far better than those freakin’ bozos! So if I could choose who I want to share the claustrophobic classroom with, I’d pick Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, JK Rowling, Jessica Zafra, Patricia Evangelista, Conrado de Quiroz, Bob Ong and Scott Garceau hands down. They’re authors, if you’re that stupid, by the way.

 

I do not possess the vapid handsomely looks of dumb celebrity stars (they only have the looks but they don’t have that thing in between the ears, anyway) but I am not ugly either. I think I’m cute and as in my penis, my looks could be thrown up there in the above-average file. I am narcissistic and unsurprisingly, I find satisfaction in looking at myself in mirrors. There’s one flaw in my nearly perfect personality though. I am horizontally-challenged and that actually makes me less handsome than I should be. People have been telling me that had I been given a mesomorph frame, I would surely qualify as a handsome dork. Fine, I’ll hit the gym once I find the time. But then again, I’ve always been busy.

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I love writing and someday, when I’ve already reached the stars and danced under stardust sprinkles, I will write the Great Filipino Novel that will put the Philippines in the world literary map. In the meantime though, I content myself with polluting the Internet bandwidth with fuck-me-Freddy rants and unlimited R18 invectives.


I am a narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard in orgiastic moans recluse and this blog is my first attempt in realizing my idiosyncratic world domination plots. There are currently almost 6.7 billion suckers lurking out there contributing nothing to society but vomit-inducing stupidity. Most of these people are worthy to be guillotined to death for harking out such idiotic yadda yadda's.

 

If you believe in this horrendous truth, then join me in ridding the macrocosm of these useless, pathetic twits. If you're the twit, though, go find someone to savor your last fornication on earth and then prepare to be annihilated. The world will be a better place to live in without you, anyway.



This is my blog. You either love me or hate me. Adding me in your blog roll list is fine but don't expect that I will publish your effin' you're-going-to-hell comment. And yes, I don't do ex-links. That's being pathetic. The blogs in my  blog roll are those that I peruse regularly and normally, I don't tell these people I've added them in the list. If you find that offending or for whatever reason, you feel it is an invasion of your privacy rights, just let me know. I'll scrap your site in the list real quick. Otherwise, consider it a form of flattery.

 

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I AM NOW WILLING TO DO EX-LINKS. ALL THESE BLOGGERS WHO WILLINGLY PERUSED THIS GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BLOG MADE ME CHANGE MY MIND. SO YES, YOU CAN NOW COMMENT USING A "NICE POST! EX-LINK?" TEMPLATE. HAPPY?

 

Caution: Breathing the SSDD Mantra is my idiosyncrasy in print. If you can't take the heat in this ranting oven, close the tab and  go screw your next-door neighbor's wife, you pathetic little twit!

 

Don't say I didn't warn you...

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douche bag diatribe unlmtd.

go friggin' plagiarize others' works instead

been harry pottered since the philosopher's and when the saga died down in deathly hallows, i got pottered just the same...sigh!

one effin' proof why pinoys are waaay more superior than their occidental brethrens in the history of friggin' humanity

shaving off the angst-ridden bastardness in me (play with my hamster using your mouse pointer)

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