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Kokey Monster, Where Art Thou?

November 19, 2008

I’ll make this quick.

It is running late and my stomach is grumbling like hell so I need to vent this out ASAP and hit the apartment later before I die of hunger.

On with this hasty post: I am saddened by the fact that Ferbert of famed Kokey Monster blog has suddenly decided to be in hiatus. When I tried to hit the link on my blog, I was redirected to a page blaring forth this message of indefinite exit:

Hello, Goodbye

I say high, you say low. You say why and I say I dont know, oh no. You say goodbye and I say hello

-THE BEATLES

For whatever reason it may be, the Houdini act is making me delirious. Okay, it is an exaggeration. But truth be told, I miss the hydrocephalus-infected alien from outer space and his distinct observation of fuckin’ life’s random idiosyncrasies. Gawd knows my blog-hopping would never be complete without that blog.

So dear, old sir Ferbert, if you’re reading this, heed this plea: get out of your friggin’ hibernation because blogosphere wouldn’t be the same again without your ass-shitting poignant verbal diarrhea. It needs a wicked chronicler like you.

So help me Gawd!

Addendum: Ferbert of the idiosynscratic Kokey Monster blog has finally heeded my plea. He is back (and I hope it’s for good) and apparently into just Shakespearean theatrics. Motherfuckin SOB, you scared the shit out of me you green hilarious alien! Welcome back!

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hehehe. wag na sir ferbert! mas mainam tingnan ang kulay green na asteeging alien kesa fuchsia pink. teka, tama ba ang spelling? wala pong anuman!

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