Breathing The SSDD Mantra

chronicling the raves and rants of a narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard in orgiastic moans recluse as he drifts to the SSDD mantra... life can be boring, especially if you're bland to begin with. the world is round and it can make you a fool if you let it. stab the snooze. make a mark. crawl out of your TV celluloid and live a wicked life. because life's a bitch and you have to be a bitchier fuck-me-Freddy to live. viva la vida!

Time Turner Number 3: *The Harry in Me

October 13, 2008

I lie lazily flat on my back and stare blankly at the inanimate ceiling, waiting for my “creative juices” to sink in. It’s already a week after my liberation from four months (give or take a few days) of academic imprisonment, at last free from pesky homeworks, annoying alarm clocks, and ugly instructors, and I haven’t even started my resolve to extol Rowling’s engaging read. I have promised myself to finish this over-delayed ”glorification” of Harry Potter’s merits once and for all the moment I plunge into the comforts of that much-awaited semestral break. So now I’m trying to shake my skull, spilling the remaining neurons in my brain to begin this essay with a creative punch lead. But after lying flat on my back for minutes, I feel moronic and sort of… hollow.

I give out a sigh and reach for the box of my Harry Potter collection, neatly stuck up along with rows of equally interesting paperbacks and engaging (in a different way) college textbooks. I pull out the Sorcerer’s Stone, the thinnest of the five, and examine its colorful cover. A young, bespectacled with a curiously shaped scar in the forehead is flying in a broomstick, trying to catch a small, golden ball with wings under a backdrop of things magical – a castle full of towering turrets, a feisty three-headed dog, a galloping white unicorn, a flying owl clutching an envelope and an old, long-bearded wizard who seems to be in haste.

 

I meant to peruse only a few pages but after reading some chapters, I ended up being lured by its enchantment, reading the magical adventure of The Boy Who Lived all over again. As with my previous journeys, I have found myself reliving the magic in Rowling’s fascinating world. Waiting for the Hogwarts Express in Platform 9 ¾ with Harry. Learning magic and spells at Hogwarts under the teaching tutelage of eccentric witches and wizards. Facing He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named who insists to lord over the magical world despite several failed attempts.

 

There was Harry, always having close encounters with danger but always displaying admirable courage while struggling more burdens than any other Hogwarts student. Hermione, the brightest witch in her class despite her Muggle lineage, helping Harry overcome the obstacles and hindrances that come their way. Ron, Harry’s sidekick, he who bears insecurity over his brothers’ achievements, always giving support to his best mate. There was Hogwarts Big Boss Albus Dumbledore, the bastion of all things good, watching over young Harry as he grows up. And of course, Lord Voldemort, vowing to spread enmity and discord to achieve his ends.

 

It is interesting to note how Rowling’s characters have come to live a life of their own and how one can’t do anything but love them as they are. Harry is famous in his school but he’s not perfect. He always stammers for an answer in Snape’s threatening interrogatives, he’s capable of jealousy and he breaks rules almost too often. But despite these flaws, readers still admire him for his braveness and for what he is. Hermione may be too concerned with her academics, an “insufferable know-it-all” according to Snape, but she still manages to have time for her two friends, Harry and Ron. For his part, Ron can be friendly and loyal but he has the tendency to be insecure sometimes. They’re not all perfect but still, it is because of them that I have significantly fancied the books.

She may not have the adorned and majestic prose of Tolkien or the quirky and charming narrative of Dahl, but the fact that she has provided real pleasure and introduced a high quality of entertainment to an enormous number of readers – both young and old – makes Rowling a brilliant writer indeed. This appeal she manages to pull off through her interesting characters and fascinating, never-before-seen things and places.

The books ingeniously penned by J.K. Rowling are like life, but definitely better. She mixes life’s usual struggles with her own touch of magic and fantasy. Harry catches the Snitch almost effortlessly, talks to snakes, breathes underwater like other schools of fish, but the inescapable sadness he feels whenever he remembers his dead parents makes him so vulnerable. Ron’s family is all wizards and witches but they cannot escape poverty in just a flick of a wand and make money out of thin air. Hermione can be always at the top pf the class but the fact that her parents are Muggles makes her tormented by Draco’s sharp tongue as he mercilessly calls her a “mudblood.”

 

Somebody wise once said that childhood and maturity are all endless and all one. You don’t know where the former begins and the latter ends. At 19, I have to admit that I have to grow up sooner or later, whether I like it or don’t. It is inevitable. But that doesn’t mean I have to leave Harry behind. For something that has unconsciously taught me a lot of things, doing this would be like making me French kiss Mad-Eye Moody’s disgusting large, round, electric blue eye. Lessons and values about friendship, family, and life; about fear, courage, death and bereavement. Harry Potter has taught me to be strong, to just go for it and stand up to my fears.

 

I figured out that there would certainly come a time when giving up and letting things be would seem the best choice to do but if you have that one purpose in life and you are determined to achieve it, then you’d trash that feeling off, stand up again, go back to the battle field and fight like hell. Everybody of us can do just that. Like Harry Potter, I think I have a bit of that flaming courage within me, an air of stubbornness and a refusal to yield without a fight. As I grow wiser each day, as I seriously think about my own future, as I continue to find my true identity, the things I have learned from Harry will always be with me.

 

Once in a while, I slip into that magical world where I could be just me, built on my own rules and constraints. I drift in to the fascinating realm of Harry Potter, learning new spells at Hogwarts, strolling around Hogsmeade, wandering leisurely at the diagonally laid Diagon Alley. I couldn’t help it. It’s times like this when I know my dreams become reality. Oh well, no use thinking about it right now. I have to beat the deadline. I rub my face, raise my arms vigorously and let out a satisfying yawn. Then I start this essay with a line like… I lie lazily flat on my back and stare blankly at the inanimate ceiling.

 

 

*Credit goes to an old friend, Casey, Sylvia Plath reincarnate, for a submitted article that inspired me to write this book review. I intentionally wrote this as an entry for a major broadsheet’s nationwide favorite-book contest when I was in college. Eventually, though, I submitted something else after concluding that this book review was too juvenile to catch the editors’ attention. Unexpectedly, my review on the “Angela’s Ashes” paperback was picked as a weekly winner. Got 5000 grand GC for winning. The winning book review I will publish at some later Time Turner.

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ain't this friggin' narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard cute?

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A lot of people tell me I’m special. Of course I freakin’ am! You don’t have to stress the obvious. That’s being redundant.

 

I’m a friggin’ yuppie in his early twenties but looks even younger than his age, sometimes mistaken for a scrawny 17-year-old virgin and as such, I have decided to become eternally twenty to be on the safe side. I am slaving the ephemeral call center whoring job as of the moment but one day, I will become a fuckin’ proud CPA topnotcher. Being a perfectionist who does not conform to stereotypes and anything commonplace, I abhor senseless, pointless discussions by nitwits but adore intellectual discourses from remarkable geniuses in the same league with the caliber of my neurons and synapses.

 


I like wearing black shirts even if black is not a color and I love drinking Red Horse booze with pineapple syrup or GSM Blue enhanced by acerbic Sprite when the night is hugged by penis-shrinking coldness in Baguio. I am left-handed and I like to draw but that does not mean I am dumb at Math. Along with English, Math was one of my favorite subjects in high school. I love to watch anything shocking, gross and bizarre; in fact, I find scenes of decapitated heads and messy, blood-soaked innards oddly engaging. I think I'm eclectic.

 


When my half-Chinese dad chickened out, I got robbed of my childhood phase real quick and was forced to live out the family man title. That was also the time that I bade goodbye to the princely way of living in Manila and said hello to the clusterfuck pauper proletariat life in the province. Being the smartass that I am, I excelled academically and graduated half-wishing I had a worthy adversary in the mold of Einstein or da Vinci to sharpen my not-fully-developed cranial muscles. But if you ask me of my biggest achievement so far, I would have to tell you that’s when I sent my sister to schooling and saw her taking her oath as a Certified Electronics and Communications Engineer. I chose to put my dreams in the back seat for her, you see.

 


When I was still in school, I thought my seatmates were drooling retards and I was an effin’ superior child unworthy to be kept inside such a fucked up pig pen. For chrissake, I deserve something far better than those freakin’ bozos! So if I could choose who I want to share the claustrophobic classroom with, I’d pick Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, JK Rowling, Jessica Zafra, Patricia Evangelista, Conrado de Quiroz, Bob Ong and Scott Garceau hands down. They’re authors, if you’re that stupid, by the way.

 

I do not possess the vapid handsomely looks of dumb celebrity stars (they only have the looks but they don’t have that thing in between the ears, anyway) but I am not ugly either. I think I’m cute and as in my penis, my looks could be thrown up there in the above-average file. I am narcissistic and unsurprisingly, I find satisfaction in looking at myself in mirrors. There’s one flaw in my nearly perfect personality though. I am horizontally-challenged and that actually makes me less handsome than I should be. People have been telling me that had I been given a mesomorph frame, I would surely qualify as a handsome dork. Fine, I’ll hit the gym once I find the time. But then again, I’ve always been busy.

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I love writing and someday, when I’ve already reached the stars and danced under stardust sprinkles, I will write the Great Filipino Novel that will put the Philippines in the world literary map. In the meantime though, I content myself with polluting the Internet bandwidth with fuck-me-Freddy rants and unlimited R18 invectives.


I am a narcissistic, angst-ridden bastard in orgiastic moans recluse and this blog is my first attempt in realizing my idiosyncratic world domination plots. There are currently almost 6.7 billion suckers lurking out there contributing nothing to society but vomit-inducing stupidity. Most of these people are worthy to be guillotined to death for harking out such idiotic yadda yadda's.

 

If you believe in this horrendous truth, then join me in ridding the macrocosm of these useless, pathetic twits. If you're the twit, though, go find someone to savor your last fornication on earth and then prepare to be annihilated. The world will be a better place to live in without you, anyway.



This is my blog. You either love me or hate me. Adding me in your blog roll list is fine but don't expect that I will publish your effin' you're-going-to-hell comment. And yes, I don't do ex-links. That's being pathetic. The blogs in my  blog roll are those that I peruse regularly and normally, I don't tell these people I've added them in the list. If you find that offending or for whatever reason, you feel it is an invasion of your privacy rights, just let me know. I'll scrap your site in the list real quick. Otherwise, consider it a form of flattery.

 

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I THINK I AM NOW WILLING TO DO EX-LINKS. ALL THESE BLOGGERS WHO WILLINGLY PERUSED THIS GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BLOG MADE ME CHANGE MY MIND. SO YES, YOU CAN NOW COMMENT USING A "NICE POST! EX-LINK?" TEMPLATE. HAPPY?

 

Caution: Breathing the SSDD Mantra is my idiosyncrasy in print. If you can't take the heat in this ranting oven, close the tab and  go screw your next-door neighbor's wife, you pathetic little twit!

 

Don't say I didn't warn you...

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douche bag diatribe unlmtd.

go friggin' plagiarize others' works instead

been harry pottered since the philosopher's and when the saga died down in deathly hallows, i got pottered just the same...sigh!

one effin' proof why pinoys are waaay more superior than their occidental brethrens in the history of friggin' humanity

shaving off the angst-ridden bastardness in me (play with my hamster using your mouse pointer)

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